I Stand Erected
Lyrics © 1999 by CHAOTICA
www.chaoticamusic.com

You whip it out
And you wag it around,
You take it out
For a night on the town,
You show it off for all to see,
But you'll never be as big
And long and hard as me.

You're such a giver
When you're spreadin' your seed,
But all your passion
Is just fueled by greed.
Keep on boastin' about all your fun,
But I'm the motherfucker
With the big pink gun!

I Stand Erected!

You cock and load like a .44,
Your only victim is a two-dollar whore.
You call yourself the god of the bed,
But when I whip out mine
You're gonna fear where I tread!
You're such a man when you're
Swingin' your dork,
Your only question is
Which hooker to pork?
You named your phallus
And you call him "Scud"
But if you saw my missile
You would know who's the stud!

I Stand Erected!

I'm lifting weights every time that I piss,
I close my nights with an orgasmic kiss.
I take my sword; I slice through the skin,
I'll huff and I'll puff
And I'll shove my cock in!